Cyndi Lauper said it best: "Time After Time." That's how often super couple Moxyzx surprises the world!

This time, the shocker came at the MTV VMA Awards, where the couple stumbled on stage to present the award for Best Song. Friends of the couple, Bobby Brown and Vanna White, claim that the pair was "loaded" on pills and Cristal backstage. Pal Paris Hilton stated, "I'm embarrassed to be seen with them."

The duo went wild as Moxie Spendlove, the Princess of Pranks, lifted boyfriend Zzyzx, sexy male model and star of the upcoming safari adventure flick "Two In The Bush" (co-starring Jessica Simpson), and proceeded to carry him around the stage!

After the awards, an out-of-his-mind Zzyzx struck at papparazzo outside the building when one photographer asked, "Hey Zzyzx, what's two plus two?" Not known for his strong memorization skills of mathematical equations, the male model threw punches at the cameraman, screaming, "What does it matter? I am beautiful!"

Yes, Zzyzx, yes you are... and we love you because you're beautiful... but that's the only reason.

photos by Jimmy Herrera
story by Gail Nerdle