Eric Harwood is the middle of five children.  Born in 1984, the year of the rat, he quickly adapted to the big city life of San Jose.

His first crush was a girl named Jenee Boyer.  This girl was fine, even for a first grader.  But Eric's punk friend, David, ended up dating her in grade six.  Eric, however, remained un-phased, continuing his baseball career in the San Jose Pacific Pony Baseball League.  He was the man.  He was selected for the All-Star Team yearly and dominated, straight dominated, those youngens from the pitcher's mound.

Young Eric went on to play at such institutions as Leigh High School and West Valley College, where he continued to dominate the competition.

Eric has performed many jobs over the years from babysitting re-re's to currently working as the best waiter La Rinconada County Club has ever seen.  He is very humble and modest and loves a big ol' booty.  Or boobies.

Hobbies include, but are not limited to; fishing, hiking, archery, backpacking, billiards, pumping iron, and just being an all around pimp and or player.